On Love…
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
On Religion…
“The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.”
On Politics…
“If you can’t get rich dealing with politicians, there’s something wrong with you.”
On Popularity…
“If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that’s what matters.”
On Nuclear…
“Well, first of all, I think we need somebody absolutely that we can trust, who is totally responsible, who really knows what he or she is doing. That is so powerful and so important. But we have to be extremely vigilant and extremely careful when it comes to nuclear. Nuclear changes the whole ballgame. I think – I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me.”
On Veterans…
“[McCain is] not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, OK, I hate to tell you.”
On Subordinates…
“All the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
On Crowd Control…
“If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell. I promise you I will pay for the legal fees. I promise.”
On Weather…
“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
On Asians…
“When these people walk in the room, they don’t say, ‘Oh, hello! How’s the weather? It’s so beautiful outside. Isn’t it lovely? How are the Yankees doing? Oh they’re doing wonderful. Great.’ [Asians] say, ‘We want deal!'”
On Parenting…
“Every guy in the country wants to go out with my daughter… she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
On Political Opponent…
“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?”
